Hello Specific Person Visiting This Blog.
Dear Fellow Morons,
What the duck are we doing with our lives? I meant that more as a statement than a question, but I regress. And by regress I mean digest. Oh btw, check out this random link that I’ll pick after I’ve written this sentence.
Until next time, keep yourselves more honest.
Lav,
The Moronist
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Hey Morasses,
I couldn’t help but write a whole nother (term we all love, eh?), petit novella before I hit the hay… So here goes, if a snake swallows an egg in the forest alone, does anybody hear?
Day 3, and by that I mean the same hour as my first three posts:
Carbon monoxide: the silent killer? Maybe. Or was that a stroke? Or is it that mime who got put away for killing 34 people last week?
From,
Mron
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Dear A-Rod,
Welcome to the site!!!
Love,
The moronist
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America runs on Dunkin? More like America runs on oil and the blood of innocent people, am I right I mean am I? No but seriously folks, we do we use a lot of oil don’t we?
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Dear PSH (as in Philip Seymour Hoffman),
Nothing bad to say about you!
Love,
M
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Funny possible marriage names:
Hakeem Olajuwon and Steven Hawking:
Steven Olajuwon
Bill Bryson and Ted Kaczynski:
Bill and Ted Brsyky
Mozart and Jackson Pollack:
Genius
Bjork and Ray Borque:
Bjork Borque
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Dear Perez Hilton,
I called. I want your viewers.
The moronist
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Dear Diarrhea,
Stop visiting.
Love,
Mor
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Dear Deer,
Sorry I hit you.
TM
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Dear dentist who made a joke about me being dropped on my head when I was a kid… Not funny. I hate you.
Love,
Me
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Dear New York building owners,
Stop raising your rent for good small businesses and opening up banks. I don’t have a punchline for this and I’m not a comedian, I’m a moron like everyone else, but even I know we need cheap food more than banks at a time like this.
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Dear Couples That Break Up,
Don’t make your friends choose sides, if we liked you both while you were dating, accept that as the only thing that was ever real in your relationship and move on.
Love,
Moro
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And now for a moment of thought,
Moron flipped is norom.
Coincidence? I think so.
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