The Moronist

Just another day at the moroffice.

Flower

Someone that should make anyone over 9, feel like a moron

Thank you young man for making me feel like middle school, high school, college, and even thinking about grad school was all a waste, once a maroon always a maroon.

This Kid from Singapore, made his own painting application for the iPhone, and it’s actually decent!

I know I’m a week late on this news, but I’m on moron time… see more-on that below.

By the way, another example of moron time would be this. I just found out that a lady spilled McDonald’s coffee on her crotch in 1992. Her name was Stella Liebeck and did you know she was 79 years old when this happened? Also of note, she was wearing cotton sweatpants, which begs the question for her and Plaxico Burress… “Why not just avoid the sweatpants when handling hot or gunny substances.”

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