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Bravo to Relocate “Real Housewives”

housewiveNYT - March 25, 2009, Trenton, New Jersey. In these tough economic times, finally a slice of good news for fans of Bravo’s “Real Housewives” Series, made popular by its New York and Orange County editions. The show will go on, relocating the women from The Real Housewives of NYC to a new location, sunny-ish Trenton, New Jersey. Said Bravo executive Barry Uselessworth, “we’re ecstatic to have the show continue… even though the ladies have lost about 86% of their wealth and have had to downsize to basement rental apartments. The show is due to shoot in the safety of daylight, and follow the HWs while they’re going about their daily planning: shopping at Costco, being bitchy to each other while ordering half Grand Slams at Denny’s, and starting self pity charities so that they may keep their precious land rovers and diet coke fetishes rolling. The show is due to air Wednesdays in May, followed by another economically adjusted series, “Upper-Middle Chef, Secaucus.”

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