Comments for The Moronist http://www.themoronist.com Just another day at the moroffice. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:59:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 Comment on Good News for Morons by Bobby carraway http://www.themoronist.com/2009/03/19/good-news-for-morons/comment-page-1/#comment-43 Bobby carraway Wed, 20 May 2009 00:37:54 +0000 http://www.themoronist.com/?p=348#comment-43 A little boy often heard thumping noises from his parent's bedroom. One night, he crept from his bedroom and peeked into his parents bedroom and saw his mom on top of his dad. The next day he told his mom what he saw and wanted to know what she was doing on top of his dad. His mother was shocked and embarrassed at the same time. She tried to make it look very casual. She said, "Oh, your daddy is too fat, so I was trying to slim him down." The boy then immediately replied, "It's no use because the lady next door comes around when you're not in to blow him up again." A little boy often heard thumping noises from his parent’s bedroom. One night, he crept from his bedroom and peeked into his parents bedroom and saw his mom on top of his dad.

The next day he told his mom what he saw and wanted to know what she was doing on top of his dad. His mother was shocked and embarrassed at the same time. She tried to make it look very casual.

She said, “Oh, your daddy is too fat, so I was trying to slim him down.”

The boy then immediately replied, “It’s no use because the lady next door comes around when you’re not in to blow him up again.”

]]> Comment on Michelle Obama Makes Yet Another Fashion No-No by gster http://www.themoronist.com/2009/03/16/michelle-obama-makes-yet-another-fashion-no-no/comment-page-1/#comment-16 gster Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:44:10 +0000 http://www.themoronist.com/?p=323#comment-16 That is a gorgeous look for her. That is a gorgeous look for her.

]]> Comment on Mor on Daylight Savings (can’t believe this is real) by Yeah Man http://www.themoronist.com/2009/03/08/mor-on-daylight-savings-cant-believe-this-is-real/comment-page-1/#comment-15 Yeah Man Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:39:23 +0000 http://www.themoronist.com/?p=300#comment-15 It is so logical. It is so logical.

]]> Comment on Mr. Economy and the Savings Time Continuum by HPL http://www.themoronist.com/2009/03/06/mr-economy-and-the-savings-time-continuum/comment-page-1/#comment-14 HPL Sat, 07 Mar 2009 01:34:36 +0000 http://www.themoronist.com/2009/03/06/mr-economy-and-the-savings-time-continuum/#comment-14 is the reason that arizona doesn't observe daylight savings time because they are cheap bastards? i forsee mr. economy's wife losing some weight as the economic crisis continues. is the reason that arizona doesn’t observe daylight savings time because they are cheap bastards?

i forsee mr. economy’s wife losing some weight as the economic crisis continues.

]]> Comment on The New Porn by toby http://www.themoronist.com/2009/03/04/the-new-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-13 toby Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:22:46 +0000 http://www.themoronist.com/?p=285#comment-13 so funny, so true. so funny, so true.

]]> Comment on Mr. Economy and the Savings Time Continuum by toby http://www.themoronist.com/2009/03/06/mr-economy-and-the-savings-time-continuum/comment-page-1/#comment-12 toby Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:22:24 +0000 http://www.themoronist.com/2009/03/06/mr-economy-and-the-savings-time-continuum/#comment-12 love their socks. will they start losing them as the economy worsens? love their socks. will they start losing them as the economy worsens?

]]> Comment on I didn’t see any of the Oscar Contenders, so this is what I imagine they’re about by toby http://www.themoronist.com/2009/02/23/i-didnt-see-any-of-the-oscar-contenders-so-this-is-what-i-imagine-theyre-about/comment-page-1/#comment-11 toby Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:20:56 +0000 http://www.themoronist.com/?p=202#comment-11 awwww Corduroy.... awwww Corduroy….

]]> Comment on I didn’t see any of the Oscar Contenders, so this is what I imagine they’re about by Brah ha ha! http://www.themoronist.com/2009/02/23/i-didnt-see-any-of-the-oscar-contenders-so-this-is-what-i-imagine-theyre-about/comment-page-1/#comment-10 Brah ha ha! Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:40:48 +0000 http://www.themoronist.com/?p=202#comment-10 Awesome! Now I don't need to pay to see them. Thanks, Moron! Awesome! Now I don’t need to pay to see them. Thanks, Moron!

]]> Comment on I’m On A Boat (to cribbing someone elses video)! by Ginger http://www.themoronist.com/2009/02/14/im-on-a-boat-to-cribbing-someone-elses-video/comment-page-1/#comment-8 Ginger Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:21:14 +0000 http://www.themoronist.com/?p=123#comment-8 Yes, I agree. Quite similar to Boats n Hoes. Although, there are no hoes, which is a bit of a disappointment. What are you doing on a boat without hoes anyway? Yes, I agree. Quite similar to Boats n Hoes. Although, there are no hoes, which is a bit of a disappointment. What are you doing on a boat without hoes anyway?

]]> Comment on Cartoon 3, Mr. Economy. by John Q. http://www.themoronist.com/2009/02/12/cartoon-3-mr-economy/comment-page-1/#comment-6 John Q. Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:46:34 +0000 http://www.themoronist.com/?p=77#comment-6 That fartish smell has been following me everywhere I go!!! That fartish smell has been following me everywhere I go!!!

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