Random Thoughts: not tooning around.
Trojan Condoms… Why are they named after a people predominantly known for having some of the worst defenses in history? These folks let a massive object enter their gates only to be obliterated by its contents. 
More ideas:
– Don’t hate la Playa, hate the litter!
– Woman says Beetlejuice 3 times and just gets punched in the face.
– Man says racist joke around friends and realizes not everyone is a horrible person like he is.
– Twitter-er tries to shorten the word “a” and implodes.
– 24-year-old man shot in neck with actual blowdart at improv comedy show.
– And Finally… Chelsea Clinton thinks hospital is named after her, when really it’s just named after the two neighborhoods it services.
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