The Moronist

NYT – March 25, 2009, Trenton, New Jersey. In these tough economic times, finally a slice of good news for fans of Bravo’s “Real Housewives” Series, made popular by its New York and Orange County editions. The show will go on, relocating the women from The Real Housewives of NYC to a new location, sunny-ish Trenton, New Jersey. Said Bravo executive Barry Uselessworth, “we’re ecstatic to have the show continue… even though the ladies have lost about 86% of their wealth and have had to downsize to basement rental apartments. The show is due to shoot in the safety of daylight, and follow the HWs while they’re going about their daily planning: shopping at Costco, being bitchy to each other while ordering half Grand Slams at Denny’s, and starting self pity charities so that they may keep their precious land rovers and diet coke fetishes rolling. The show is due to air Wednesdays in May, followed by another economically adjusted series, “Upper-Middle Chef, Secaucus.”

Especially those morons who like movies, and even more especially for Zach Galifianakis fans. A friend of a friend’s friend named BURT LOWENBRELLS produced this film and I think it’s fantastic… apparently they got a distribution deal which means, DVD soon!!!ish?

Anyway for now, just watch the trailer HERE, and enjoy. Or if you’re a websites pre-trailers type person, go HERE. If your name rhymes with KattMoff or KoyRoshy, you probably already know about this film.

-TM

Michelle Obama Attends St. Paddy’s Eve Ball In Sleeves-Only Dress

NY POST Washington D.C.- 3/16/09 11:53pm.
In a response to critics of her sleevelessness, Michelle Obama elected to wear a very interesting gown by unknown designer Bariio Farthinggalia. Said Farthinggalia, “Michelle chose to go sleeves-only ’cause she really wants to please the public and follow their advice.” This is a huge break for Farthinggalia, who was a production assistant on the last season of Project Runway Italy. Unfortunately for Barack fans, Page Six reports he wore a whole Brioni tuxedo.

Just for the doubters… the NY MTA, does have a schedule, they just don’t live up to it… click link for schedule

I found this on Failblog… but i just had to share it! – Love, Moron

Please comment if you like.

NYT- Tuesday 8:53am- New York. Phillip Buckberm was shot in the neck with a doughnut early this morning at a local coffee shop on 2nd avenue and 10th street. He sustained a doughnut-type bruise on his neck, and a temporary bump in his blood sugar level (from eating the aforementioned donut).

 
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In other news, a couple that met on E-Harmony ended up totally hating each other (contrary to what their advertisements will have you believe).