The Moronist

Thanks to my friends Burt Calton and Lenry Vowenfels at GSF for the allowing me to voice one of the morons. For those of you that don’t know NBA basketball, the Van Gundy Brothers are two somewhat misanthropic coaches (in Jeff’s case former coach turned commentator). Here’s the link to our buddies at Global Sports Fraternity Hope you enjoy the clip, Love, Moron.

NYT- Tuesday 8:53am- New York. Phillip Buckberm was shot in the neck with a doughnut early this morning at a local coffee shop on 2nd avenue and 10th street. He sustained a doughnut-type bruise on his neck, and a temporary bump in his blood sugar level (from eating the aforementioned donut).

 
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In other news, a couple that met on E-Harmony ended up totally hating each other (contrary to what their advertisements will have you believe).

But… an amazingly long post coming later today.

Thanks to MLWMoran for the recommended pic.

All the love,

Idiomoron

I’m sick and tired of people saying, what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger. Here are a few examples of things that don’t kill you but really weaken you quite a bit…

1) Not Weight Lifting

2) Online scrabble; I have played way to many games of this and have not gotten much better at all. Instead of getting stronger… I have just learned a bunch of 2 letter words and words that start with Q and Z, without learning their definitions. Not only this, I am now the douche that kicks ass at scrabble and makes it not fun.

3) Paper Routes through a Swarm of Bees. That does make you stronger, (unless you’re the boy from the movie my girl – then it does kill you).

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Thanks Dr. Zizmor.

You guys, I have to tell you about what happened at the mall today. C, T, and I were by the Cinnabon, just relaxing as usual. When Bill Gunningson showed up… he looked so tall and thin (as usual), and he totally offered to give us a ride home. But I was like, “No, I’m cool,” cause I knew that’d only make him like me more. Anyway after that we went over to Spencer’s Gifts and bought some fake slime and candy cigarettes, and I totally flirted with the guy at the register. Then my mom picked us up and we watched Family Matters till about 930pm (Eddie Winslow is so a guy I’d date especially if i could wear his varsity jacket (lol). But anyway, now here I am, wondering if Bill will page me anytime soon or if I’m going to have to do the “talk to him before he talks to me route” (so dreading that).

Ok you guys, I have to get to bed, but have a great night and love you all,

Me

The Trojan Condom post below made it on to a late night talk show! Yay. Love- Moron