About
The Moronist was born on the subway tracks of NYC in 1931. He went on to play basketball for the New York Knickerbockers and tennis for the Queens Racketholders. In early 1960 he invented the television, only to find out it had been invented approximately 23 years before that. For a month in 1967, he was official pool boy for Richard Nixon’s brother’s uncle in the worlds first kidney bean shaped pool. And since then he has been working for a small firm doing something vague.
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