The Moronist

Just another day at the moroffice.

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Cynthia, Tammy and I went to the mall today

You guys, I have to tell you about what happened at the mall today. C, T, and I were by the Cinnabon, just relaxing as usual. When Bill Gunningson showed up… he looked so tall and thin (as usual), and he totally offered to give us a ride home. But I was like, “No, I’m cool,” cause I knew that’d only make him like me more. Anyway after that we went over to Spencer’s Gifts and bought some fake slime and candy cigarettes, and I totally flirted with the guy at the register. Then my mom picked us up and we watched Family Matters till about 930pm (Eddie Winslow is so a guy I’d date especially if i could wear his varsity jacket (lol). But anyway, now here I am, wondering if Bill will page me anytime soon or if I’m going to have to do the “talk to him before he talks to me route” (so dreading that).

Ok you guys, I have to get to bed, but have a great night and love you all,

Me

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