I didn’t see any of the Oscar Contenders, so this is what I imagine they’re about
“Slumdog Millionaire“ – The Story of Leona Helmsley’s dog, “Trouble,” and her climb from a litter of ten to the top of the dog world. Linky.
“Frost/Nixon“ – They took a Cynthia Nixon bio-pic and the movie Jack Frost and edited them together.
Or it may be a remake of Anthony Hopkins’ Nixon with “*Nsync like” frosted tips.
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” – A sequel to the book Corduroy, from the perspective of a button looking for his bear.
“The Reader” – A documentary about Sylvan Learning Center.
“Milk“ – Morgan Spurlock and Al Gore’s latest doc, on the effects of the over-lactization of the US and its subsequent methane effects.
And two bonuses:
“The Wrestler” – A prequel to “The Reader:” The story of a child grappling with the word “teh.”
“The Dark Knight.” – Martin Lawrence already did this movie, and it was called “Black Knight.” Nice try Chris Nolan, but it’s been done.
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February 23rd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Awesome! Now I don’t need to pay to see them. Thanks, Moron!
March 6th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
awwww Corduroy….
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