Man Shot in Neck with Doughnut
NYT- Tuesday 8:53am- New York. Phillip Buckberm was shot in the neck with a doughnut early this morning at a local coffee shop on 2nd avenue and 10th street. He sustained a doughnut-type bruise on his neck, and a temporary bump in his blood sugar level (from eating the aforementioned donut).
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In other news, a couple that met on E-Harmony ended up totally hating each other (contrary to what their advertisements will have you believe).
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October 10th, 2015 at 12:32 am
Outrageous! People in this country need to learn where the miedum is. Either we swing one way and are “politically correct” about way too much, or we swing the other way and ‘get offended’ from silly things such as scarves that are reminiscent of muslims’ clothing. I think it would be obvious if Rachael Ray was a terrorist supporter.Now, I’m not muslim, middle-eastern, nor do I speak arabic – but might I remind everyone also that not all muslims, people of middle eastern countries, or arabic-speaking people are terrorists!Get over it people and stop making big stinks out of such silly things, we have so many other things that are more worthy of our energy and media-coverage.