Man Shot in Neck with Doughnut
NYT- Tuesday 8:53am- New York. Phillip Buckberm was shot in the neck with a doughnut early this morning at a local coffee shop on 2nd avenue and 10th street. He sustained a doughnut-type bruise on his neck, and a temporary bump in his blood sugar level (from eating the aforementioned donut).
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In other news, a couple that met on E-Harmony ended up totally hating each other (contrary to what their advertisements will have you believe).
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